【英语小笑话短一点】今天给大家分享几个轻松又有趣的英语小笑话，简短又有趣，适合日常放松一下。
1.
Teacher: Why are you late again?
Student: I had a dream I was a train.
Teacher: And what happened?
Student: I woke up late.
2.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
3.
I told my computer I needed a break,
and it said, “You’ve got to be kidding, I’m already on standby.”
4.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
5.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
这些小笑话虽然简单，但都带着一点点幽默感和双关语的巧妙，非常适合在课间或闲聊时讲一讲，让气氛更轻松。是不是觉得英语也没那么难了呢？
